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9 REASONS WHY YOUR DOG JUMPS UP
ON YOUR GUESTS
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9 REASONS WHY YOUR DOG JUMPS UP ON YOUR GUESTS
By Heather Diodati, DDesign
9. "MMMMM...I see a yummy-looking bit of chocolate on the corner
of your mouth!"
8. "I'm taking Proctology 101 at P.U. (Pooch University) and I
need a subject"
7. "Oh Pleeeeeze say YOU'LL take me for a walk...my teeth are
floating!"
6. "Lemme give you the old "Hi, I'm Friendly-Pooch" and maybe
you'll scratch my belly!"
5. "Help! They've said the "V" word again (Vet)...pleeeeze hide
me!"
4. "Hey, you're nose looks like a squeaky toy!"
3. "Taste this gross food they're feeding me - maybe they'll
listen to YOU!"
2. "'Member me? I used to be shorter than you!"
And the #1 reason why your dog jumps up on your guests:
1. "Please hide me! I just threw up on the cat!"
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