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13 Signs you Ate too much over the Holidays
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13 Signs you Ate too much over the Holidays
By Heather Diodati
13. You "roll" out of bed in the morning...and keep rolling!
12. Even your jeans have stretch marks
11. Your mother-in-law comments about your lace drapes and what a lovely nightgown they'd make you
10. Your husband has suddenly added new locks in the house...to the fridge, the pantry, the freezer, the pet food bin...
9. You've been receiving "Thanks for subscribing" emails from weight loss sites when you haven't subscribed.
8 Your best friend gives you the evil eye whenever you mention the "F" word . . . FOOD!
7. Your husband has added an extra beam under the suddenly-sagging kitchen floor
6. The elephants in the local zoo are whistling in your direction
5. People you meet are congratulating you while glancing at your tummy
4. You need a new scale - the old one says "tilt" each time you step on it
3. You press "UP" in an elevator...and it doesn't
2. You were mistaken for the main act at the Sumo Wrestling match
And the #1 sign you ate too much over the holidays:
1. During your winter vacation, groups of people at the beach stand behind you for shade
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